I have some troubling news. Since the Sneed ran off this past weekend, we have begun to receive some reports that it has been causing problems in other areas.
I received a report that the Sneed has been sneaking beers from my Dad's refrigerator in West Virginia!!
Obviously we are interested in locating and apprehending the Sneed as soon as possible, so if anyone else has come in contact with the Sneed or if it has caused problems where you live, please let me know so that we can plot its movements and trace its whereabouts!
Your report should include the nature of the Sneed's misdeed and the location of the crime. If you have an approximate date or time, that might help us track it faster.
Many thanks and lots of love,
Titi and Radar